Stop eating chip and salsa? Quote Coaster

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Full text: "So, how do I stop eating chips and salsa? Do they run out, do I die, or what?"

You can choose between 3 body types: Ceramic, Stone, or Wood. 

Ceramic has a satin finish with a cork backing. Dimensions: 4.25" x 4.25"

Stone has a matte finish with a cork backing. Dimensions: 3 15/16" x 3 15/16"

Wood has a satin finish with a magnet backing which can be used as a coaster or a magnet. Dimensions: 3.5" x 3.5"